ok... H3R3 9035! 1337 5P3AK R0K5!!
+eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c +rE@+y – wr1++en in 1337 5pE@K

W@5h1n9+0n D.C. - @ @pr1L 19@9
+eh P@r+1E5 +0 +h15 +rE@+y rE@ff1rm +eh1r f@1+h 1n +eh purp05E5 @nd pr1nc1pLE5 0f +eh Ch@r+Er 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5 @nd +eh1r dE51rE +0 L1vE 1n pE@cE w1+h @LL pE0pLE5 @nd @LL 90vErnmEn+5!
+ehy @rE dE+Erm1nEd +0 5@fE9u@rd +eh frEEd0m, c0mm0n hEr1+@9E @nd c1v1L15@+10n 0f +eh1r pE0pLE5, f0undEd 0n +eh pr1nc1pLE5 0f dEm0cr@cy, 1nd1v1du@L L1bEr+y @nd +eh ruLE 0f L@w! +ehy 5EEk +0 pr0m0+E 5+@b1L1+y @nd wELL-bE1n9 1n +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@!
+ehy @rE rE50LvEd +0 un1+E +eh1r Eff0r+5 f0r c0LLEc+1vE dEfEncE @nd f0r +eh prE5Erv@+10n 0f pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y! +ehy +ehrEf0rE @9rEE +0 +h15 N0r+h @+L@n+1c +rE@+y :
@r+1cLE 1
+eh P@r+1E5 undEr+@kE, @5 5E+ f0r+h 1n +eh Ch@r+Er 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5, +0 5E++LE @ny 1n+Ern@+10n@L d15pu+E 1n wh1ch +ehy m@y bE 1nv0LvEd by pE@cEfuL mE@n5 1n 5uch @ m@nnEr +h@+ 1n+Ern@+10n@L pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y @nd ju5+1cE @rE n0+ End@n9ErEd, @nd +0 rEfr@1n 1n +eh1r 1n+Ern@+10n@L rEL@+10n5 fr0m +eh +hrE@+ 0r u5E 0f f0rcE 1n @ny m@nnEr 1nc0n515+En+ w1+h +eh purp05E5 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5!
@r+1cLE 2
+eh P@r+1E5 w1LL c0n+r1bu+E +0w@rd +eh fur+ehr dEvEL0pmEn+ 0f pE@cEfuL @nd fr1EndLy 1n+Ern@+10n@L rEL@+10n5 by 5+rEn9+ehn1n9 +eh1r frEE 1n5+1+u+10n5, by br1n91n9 @b0u+ @ bE++Er undEr5+@nd1n9 0f +eh pr1nc1pLE5 up0n wh1ch +eh5E 1n5+1+u+10n5 @rE f0undEd, @nd by pr0m0+1n9 c0nd1+10n5 0f 5+@b1L1+y @nd wELL-bE1n9! +ehy w1LL 5EEk +0 EL1m1n@+E c0nfL1c+ 1n +eh1r 1n+Ern@+10n@L Ec0n0m1c p0L1c1E5 @nd w1LL Enc0ur@9E Ec0n0m1c c0LL@b0r@+10n bE+wEEn @ny 0r @LL 0f +ehm!
@r+1cLE E
1n 0rdEr m0rE EffEc+1vELy +0 @ch1EvE +eh 0bjEc+1vE5 0f +h15 +rE@+y, +eh P@r+1E5, 5Ep@r@+ELy @nd j01n+Ly, by mE@n5 0f c0n+1nu0u5 @nd EffEc+1vE 5ELf-hELp @nd mu+u@L @1d, w1LL m@1n+@1n @nd dEvEL0p +eh1r 1nd1v1du@L @nd c0LLEc+1vE c@p@c1+y +0 rE515+ @rmEd @++@ck!
@r+1cLE @
+eh P@r+1E5 w1LL c0n5uL+ +09E+ehr whEnEvEr, 1n +eh 0p1n10n 0f @ny 0f +ehm, +eh +Err1+0r1@L 1n+E9r1+y, p0L1+1c@L 1ndEpEndEncE 0r 5Ecur1+y 0f @ny 0f +eh P@r+1E5 15 +hrE@+EnEd!
@r+1cLE 5
+eh P@r+1E5 @9rEE +h@+ @n @rmEd @++@ck @9@1n5+ 0nE 0r m0rE 0f +ehm 1n Eur0pE 0r N0r+h @mEr1c@ 5h@LL bE c0n51dErEd @n @++@ck @9@1n5+ +ehm @LL @nd c0n5EquEn+Ly +ehy @9rEE +h@+, 1f 5uch @n @rmEd @++@ck 0ccur5, E@ch 0f +ehm, 1n ExErc15E 0f +eh r19h+ 0f 1nd1v1du@L 0r c0LLEc+1vE 5ELf-dEfEncE rEc09n15Ed by @r+1cLE 51 0f +eh Ch@r+Er 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5, w1LL @5515+ +eh P@r+y 0r P@r+1E5 50 @++@ckEd by +@k1n9 f0r+hw1+h, 1nd1v1du@LLy @nd 1n c0ncEr+ w1+h +eh 0+ehr P@r+1E5, 5uch @c+10n @5 1+ dEEm5 nEcE55@ry, 1ncLud1n9 +eh u5E 0f @rmEd f0rcE, +0 rE5+0rE @nd m@1n+@1n +eh 5Ecur1+y 0f +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@!
@ny 5uch @rmEd @++@ck @nd @LL mE@5urE5 +@kEn @5 @ rE5uL+ +ehrE0f 5h@LL 1mmEd1@+ELy bE rEp0r+Ed +0 +eh 5Ecur1+y C0unc1L! 5uch mE@5urE5 5h@LL bE +Erm1n@+Ed whEn +eh 5Ecur1+y C0unc1L h@5 +@kEn +eh mE@5urE5 nEcE55@ry +0 rE5+0rE @nd m@1n+@1n 1n+Ern@+10n@L pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y !
@r+1cLE 6 (1)
F0r +eh purp05E 0f @r+1cLE 5, @n @rmEd @++@ck 0n 0nE 0r m0rE 0f +eh P@r+1E5 15 dEEmEd +0 1ncLudE @n @rmEd @++@ck:
0n +eh +Err1+0ry 0f @ny 0f +eh P@r+1E5 1n Eur0pE 0r N0r+h @mEr1c@, 0n +eh @L9Er1@n DEp@r+mEn+5 0f Fr@ncE (2), 0n +eh +Err1+0ry 0f 0r 0n +eh 15L@nd5 undEr +eh jur15d1c+10n 0f @ny 0f +eh P@r+1E5 1n +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@ n0r+h 0f +eh +r0p1c 0f C@ncEr;
0n +eh f0rcE5, vE55EL5, 0r @1rcr@f+ 0f @ny 0f +eh P@r+1E5, whEn 1n 0r 0vEr +eh5E +Err1+0r1E5 0r @ny 0+ehr @rE@ 1n Eur0pE 1n wh1ch 0ccup@+10n f0rcE5 0f @ny 0f +eh P@r+1E5 wErE 5+@+10nEd 0n +eh d@+E whEn +eh +rE@+y En+ErEd 1n+0 f0rcE 0r +eh MEd1+Err@nE@n 5E@ 0r +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@ n0r+h 0f +eh +r0p1c 0f C@ncEr!
@r+1cLE 7
+h15 +rE@+y d0E5 n0+ @ffEc+, @nd 5h@LL n0+ bE 1n+ErprE+Ed @5 @ffEc+1n9 1n @ny w@y +eh r19h+5 @nd 0bL19@+10n5 undEr +eh Ch@r+Er 0f +eh P@r+1E5 wh1ch @rE mEmbEr5 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5, 0r +eh pr1m@ry rE5p0n51b1L1+y 0f +eh 5Ecur1+y C0unc1L f0r +eh m@1n+En@ncE 0f 1n+Ern@+10n@L pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y!
@r+1cLE 8
E@ch P@r+y dEcL@rE5 +h@+ n0nE 0f +eh 1n+Ern@+10n@L En9@9EmEn+5 n0w 1n f0rcE bE+wEEn 1+ @nd @ny 0+ehr 0f +eh P@r+1E5 0r @ny +h1rd 5+@+E 15 1n c0nfL1c+ w1+h +eh pr0v1510n5 0f +h15 +rE@+y, @nd undEr+@kE5 n0+ +0 En+Er 1n+0 @ny 1n+Ern@+10n@L En9@9EmEn+ 1n c0nfL1c+ w1+h +h15 +rE@+y!
@r+1cLE 9
+eh P@r+1E5 hErEby E5+@bL15h @ C0unc1L, 0n wh1ch E@ch 0f +ehm 5h@LL bE rEprE5En+Ed, +0 c0n51dEr m@++Er5 c0ncErn1n9 +eh 1mpLEmEn+@+10n 0f +h15 +rE@+y! +eh C0unc1L 5h@LL bE 50 0r9@n15Ed @5 +0 bE @bLE +0 mEE+ pr0mp+Ly @+ @ny +1mE! +eh C0unc1L 5h@LL 5E+ up 5uch 5ub51d1@ry b0d1E5 @5 m@y bE nEcE55@ry; 1n p@r+1cuL@r 1+ 5h@LL E5+@bL15h 1mmEd1@+ELy @ dEfEncE c0mm1++EE wh1ch 5h@LL rEc0mmEnd mE@5urE5 f0r +eh 1mpLEmEn+@+10n 0f @r+1cLE5 E @nd 5!
@r+1cLE 10
+eh P@r+1E5 m@y, by un@n1m0u5 @9rEEmEn+, 1nv1+E @ny 0+ehr Eur0pE@n 5+@+E 1n @ p051+10n +0 fur+ehr +eh pr1nc1pLE5 0f +h15 +rE@+y @nd +0 c0n+r1bu+E +0 +eh 5Ecur1+y 0f +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@ +0 @ccEdE +0 +h15 +rE@+y! @ny 5+@+E 50 1nv1+Ed m@y bEc0mE @ P@r+y +0 +eh +rE@+y by dEp051+1n9 1+5 1n5+rumEn+ 0f @ccE5510n w1+h +eh 90vErnmEn+ 0f +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5 0f @mEr1c@! +eh 90vErnmEn+ 0f +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5 0f @mEr1c@ w1LL 1nf0rm E@ch 0f +eh P@r+1E5 0f +eh dEp051+ 0f E@ch 5uch 1n5+rumEn+ 0f @ccE5510n!
@r+1cLE 11
+h15 +rE@+y 5h@LL bE r@+1f1Ed @nd 1+5 pr0v1510n5 c@rr1Ed 0u+ by +eh P@r+1E5 1n @cc0rd@ncE w1+h +eh1r rE5pEc+1vE c0n5+1+u+10n@L pr0cE55E5! +eh 1n5+rumEn+5 0f r@+1f1c@+10n 5h@LL bE dEp051+Ed @5 500n @5 p0551bLE w1+h +eh 90vErnmEn+ 0f +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5 0f @mEr1c@, wh1ch w1LL n0+1fy @LL +eh 0+ehr 519n@+0r1E5 0f E@ch dEp051+! +eh +rE@+y 5h@LL En+Er 1n+0 f0rcE bE+wEEn +eh 5+@+E5 wh1ch h@vE r@+1f1Ed 1+ @5 500n @5 +eh r@+1f1c@+10n5 0f +eh m@j0r1+y 0f +eh 519n@+0r1E5, 1ncLud1n9 +eh r@+1f1c@+10n5 0f BEL91um, C@n@d@, Fr@ncE, LuxEmb0ur9, +eh NE+ehrL@nd5, +eh Un1+Ed K1n9d0m @nd +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5, h@vE bEEn dEp051+Ed @nd 5h@LL c0mE 1n+0 EffEc+ w1+h rE5pEc+ +0 0+ehr 5+@+E5 0n +eh d@+E 0f +eh dEp051+ 0f +eh1r r@+1f1c@+10n5! (E)
@r+1cLE 12
@f+Er +eh +rE@+y h@5 bEEn 1n f0rcE f0r +En yE@r5, 0r @+ @ny +1mE +ehrE@f+Er, +eh P@r+1E5 5h@LL, 1f @ny 0f +ehm 50 rEquE5+5, c0n5uL+ +09E+ehr f0r +eh purp05E 0f rEv1Ew1n9 +eh +rE@+y, h@v1n9 rE9@rd f0r +eh f@c+0r5 +ehn @ffEc+1n9 pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y 1n +eh N0r+h @+L@n+1c @rE@, 1ncLud1n9 +eh dEvEL0pmEn+ 0f un1vEr5@L @5 wELL @5 rE910n@L @rr@n9EmEn+5 undEr +eh Ch@r+Er 0f +eh Un1+Ed N@+10n5 f0r +eh m@1n+En@ncE 0f 1n+Ern@+10n@L pE@cE @nd 5Ecur1+y!
@r+1cLE 1E
@f+Er +eh +rE@+y h@5 bEEn 1n f0rcE f0r +wEn+y yE@r5, @ny P@r+y m@y cE@5E +0 bE @ P@r+y 0nE yE@r @f+Er 1+5 n0+1cE 0f dEnunc1@+10n h@5 bEEn 91vEn +0 +eh 90vErnmEn+ 0f +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5 0f @mEr1c@, wh1ch w1LL 1nf0rm +eh 90vErnmEn+5 0f +eh 0+ehr P@r+1E5 0f +eh dEp051+ 0f E@ch n0+1cE 0f dEnunc1@+10n!
@r+1cLE 1@
+h15 +rE@+y, 0f wh1ch +eh En9L15h @nd FrEnch +Ex+5 @rE Equ@LLy @u+ehn+1c, 5h@LL bE dEp051+Ed 1n +eh @rch1vE5 0f +eh 90vErnmEn+ 0f +eh Un1+Ed 5+@+E5 0f @mEr1c@! DuLy cEr+1f1Ed c0p1E5 w1LL bE +r@n5m1++Ed by +h@+ 90vErnmEn+ +0 +eh 90vErnmEn+5 0f 0+ehr 519n@+0r1E5!



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