First off, last night my laptop decided to become infected with not one, not two, but several viruses and trojans. One being w32.BlasterWorm.

End result. I lost every fucking thing I had on my HD and had to revert to factory settings. System Restore didn't even work.

Secondly, I dropped my cell phone in the fucking toilet this morning.

And last but not least, I have just discovered not only do I have grey hairs on the sides, but now on fucking top!

Fuck My Life.