I need help, opinions, solutions, fast, and considering its half past midnight here toss all people I know are left online so I turn to you, people of the void.

So last week I went and did something stupid, something that to the best of my knowledge I've never done before. I used my card to order a Christmas present. For my lovely mum =D Fine and dandy all is good, no evidence. (Well It's evident on my wallet, burnt a god damn hole through).

Today, Sunday of all days, I get a dispatched email. The parcel is due on Tuesday but considering it's next day I worry it will come tomorrow, to which she is in (but not on Tuesday).
So as I sit here repeating the word "Shit" in my mind I need to come up with a solution so that if on the off chance it does come tomorrow (or rather... today time wise) she doesn't answer the damn door to a mopey delivery guy being a tit. I worry in case it's here before I get up and she always gets up way to early.

Even if I am up if and when it comes tomorrow trying to slip by with a big parcel in my hands is ninja territory.

I did put on the 'Delivery Instructions box' - "If woman answers the door, run like shit." but I don't have much faith in that.

Thoughts or solutions would be fantastic, preferably ones that don't involve staying up all night and sitting in the porch. Kthx.

And to the eventual arrival of DM's sober loveliness. It's in 'The void' section, for off-topic stuff quit yer' moanin'.


Pwease 'elp