In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work, you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison, you get three free meals a day.
At work, you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
At work, you get more work for good behaviour.

In prison, the guard locks/unlocks and opens/closes all doors for you.
At work, you carry a security card around and open doors yourself.

In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison, you get your own toilet.
At work, you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


In prison, they allow your friends and family to visit.
At work, you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

In prison, the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison, you must deal with sadistic wardens.
At work, they are called managers.

Have a great day at work!