Having drinking problems? just tape all the beers to the fridge and you'll never be able to drink again!
something broken in your computer? stuff some duct tape in the A drive. maybe something will happen
think you're too fat? Tape up your mouth and youll never have to eat again! (also useful to shut people up)
Tape a mug to your hand, so when you go out drinking, you can still keep drinking when you've become too drunk to hold on to the mug anymore!
yeah, they suck.
