A random story i made!

[Dale]

I don't know why , i made this story.. my sister has fallen out with one of her friends, or is about to . And she asked me why my sister said she totally bums up to jess... so i told her the truth







Hmm, well it all started on a dark gloomy day , i was out skipping with lonny the kangaroo



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Then . suddenly... a moon baby appeared , it sseemed to be friendly. So i gave it an evil glare.

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Then

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As if i had given it a SUPER evil glare or something , it leapt... straight towards my face and over my shoulder. I wasd very happy about this and decided to go and get some honey fresh from my friend poo bear

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He was in a bit of a state at the time, suffering from mouth diorreah, so LOnny distracted him and i punched him


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Then we politely asked for some honey and he said no, then i took the honey

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On my way back out of the woods i noticed a log, at first i thought i saw eey ore in it

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But then i realised it was just that annoying pig thing

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So i kicked him down a nearby hill and ran

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By now the moon baby had finished his ice cream which he got from venus,. and was quite happy to take us to his secret hideout - Aka - The moon's first moon

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And we all had a party, then on the way back

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I fell down a moon man-hole and ended up in a dark , gloomy cavern

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A wild beast jumped on me , i tured at the bad odour coming from its mouth, and realised it was only T

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She then said, "You must keep it secret, keep it Safe" And handed me a present wrapped in tin foul

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SO i happily set off home on my flying sofa, whizzing through space and back to the 3rd galaxy of de metrion the 8th part 2 and a half

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After this i went into my house, turned on the pc and started to look at some porn

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I then ************************************************** *********************************** , and decided to have a shower. After i got back i saw a tree standing naked in my room , it asked me to fuck it, i told it no... een though it was mighty fresh and quite a succulent young sapling

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I then logged onto messenger , told my friend about the incident. And recommended some treatment.. but i didnt listen, and ended up scratching my foot until i got an itchy eyebrow!

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Then, i went onto more porn , but i decided not to M**S**U**A**E this time and just enjoyed the sights, then a pop up came up , i screamed and hugged the tree which was very horny , and randy if i might add
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Then the pop-up clicked itself , and revealed this conversation. Then Sophie [Moon baby uncle the third of teragor part 2 chapter one , Luke , verse 4 " And thou shalt honour and obey thy rules "] Asked what happened and why my sister was being a twat, so i told her this story

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It all started one day when i was walking down the street with my friend Lonny

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Etc...


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It never ends....





Hahahahaha, i think i got rid of most of her comments... lol i love this story.. it's 100%truthful you know

[Twan]

It reminds me of the time I thought I was retarded.

[Dale]

Wow that's gotta be the coolest thing i've ever wrote.

[Dale]

**pokes**