Fu*k!!!!!

[Mr. Kenny]

I have reviewed your resume for our energy registration position. We would
like to invite you for an orientation and interview session on Thursday,
February 9 at 12:30 or Friday, February 10 at 12:30.

Our address is 50 Richmond Street East, Suite 112. That’s in Oshawa at the
corner of Mary and Richmond Streets. Postal code for map search is L1G 7C7.
Phone 905-435-1052.

Registering customers for natural gas and electricity programs.
English language and good communication skills are necessary.
Excellent pay package.
Stock options.


Dress code: business attire
Website www.universalenergy.ca

Regards,

Catherine
Email me your response to ccisco@universalenergy.ca

This was in my e-mail. I just checked it. One day late god damn!
AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!& #33;!!!!
Oh man I need to check my professional e-mail more often.
*insert long profound swearing*

Gah! I coulda had a real job for once!!!! AAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!
College woulda been good to go maybe!

And worst loss of all.....STOCK OPTIONS!!!!
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu!!!!!

[Dale]

Cisco. My dad used to work for them i think ^_^

[carrotderek]

It's Universal Energy Corp :P. Work in the energy industry has alot of good boosts, thats one of the positions you should try to aim for.

It's a shame you missed out, but there will be other chances later on. ;P

[Dale]

Maybe he just tried to trick me with his email address then O.O ->

Work in the energy industry has alot of good boosts

Intended joke? haha

[carrotderek]

Never thought of it that way...

hahahahahah

[Angell]

So email the person again?

Say you "regret to inform them that you were out of time and would like to request antoher meeting"

Duh doesn't anyone use their brains. j/k

[Ben]

Well we are guys, do we have brains?
If we do then i must be missing something...

[Angell]

True....

Hmm, I guess then you can share mine?

[Ben]

yay

*Snatches all of Angell's brain*

Mwuahahahahah now i can do 2things at once!!!!

[Angell]

bleh *no brain can't says sexual things *