Hahah last night at the party i got kinda drunk / stoned and started throwing butter at people, and writing fuck on the walls ROFL it was so funny.
Then all the hardcore (uber hardcore girls like... boy girls) came at about 1 so i got even more hyper, and then the window broke HAHAHAHAH
- tried to open it and it came off LMAO i fucking laughed so hard- then i went outside and started hitting a treee with a spade and throwing apples into and over the fence, then threw a chair in the pond hahaha . then about 5-6 hours are a blur!!!! I'll write more if i remember it hahahahahahah
- oh yeh i named one dog bisnitch ( the lame one who couldn't catch bread in mid air and was really slow and stoned ))
and one piesnitch ( who could catch bread and was really cool )
And people kept going .. for like 2 hours.. OMFG ARE YOU REALLY 14!!!! I was like... OMFG I DON'T KNOW I MAY BE
THEN The girl who'se house it was fell asleep so we built a statue ontop of her hahahah and then i made the best fucking drink in a huge ass mug. it was like.. hot chocolate, with a cup , a stick of butter, a smaller mug, shitloads of chilis, meat, and loadsa bolloxed up crap in it hahaha i tried to get someone to drink it.. but i think bisnitch told them i put stuff in it cause no one wanted to.
[/WeeklyRantThatOnlyAFewRead]
Reply With Quote
