Firefox

[Dale]

My firefox shutdown. So it asked me if i wanted to send them my own error message, of course i did, but i do not lie like most people. I told the truth. My story went like this:

The box said

"Write down what happened here"





Here is my story, well it's nothing really. The day was cold, it was around 22:15. I was wondering through the magical land of bazdul mk'thar. When i noticed a gremlin calling me 'slightly smelly' . I walked upto him and asked him why he must insult me with such harshness.
All he said was,
"ye be not venture beyond the purple gates "
And with that he poofed and disappeared. Very disspointed i was.

Afterwards, i met up with Yodin. Widely known as Yoda, Gandalf or TacoX by some. We ventured deeper and deeper into the woods, which began to smell like urine. But i noticed something about this urine, for it was not ordinary, it was.. tainted with, Purple!

I knew it, the gremlin was a dement0r. I had to cleanse the Earth of him, I wandered away from the scent, leaving Yoda alone to attend to his left shoe (( Which was getting hungry due to the time )) and carry on with his own business.

As i escaped the smell, i came across a small garden fence, but there was something about it. It was surrounded by orange trees, and pink Ligers. This was not normal, everyone knows Ligers are made of Green Iron. I jumped the fence, turned around, to realise i had jumped... yes. A green tree , painted purple by that gremlin, yet it had a bronzey gold lock . THE FENCE!
I ran as fast as i could, hoping to run into that gremlin and destroy him in his wake.
When i heard humming, the sort of humming coming from someone pre-occupied with something such as, CLEANING THEIR SHOES

!


I sprinted faster, and saw Yoda, he was holding a peice of ice. And inside it was none other then... Dj Quack Quack.
"BACK YOU BEAST" I Shouted.

He jumped up, and melted into the floor never to be seen again.

When i arrived back at my pile of leaves, (( a little place i call home )) i saw a fox, on fire. It ran away when it saw me approaching. I thought nothing of this as Foxes generally favour my sleeping quarters to others'. Yet later on.. in my sleep, i encountered some spyware with an error message saying "Firefox.exe has had to close, we are sorry for any inconvenience"
|Report| |Do not ask again|

I clicked 'Report'.

Here is my story, well it's nothing really. The day was cold. It was around 22:15.....


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SkillZ?

[Ben]

haha lmfao very nice....

But where am i in this story :blink:

[Dale]

You are the person giving the dialogue. Or half of him ((other half is me .. i think))

[dragoneye]

lol nice... i wonder what the guy who reads those reports will think of that when reads it :P

[Dale]

HOpefully he'll be scared and give me a new pc ^_^

[Angell]

Nice ^.^ I want to see their reply...er actually they most likely will discard it u.u

[tacoX]

Yes! I'm Yoda! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Hahah very funny and unique story.

[Dale]

. I'm actually quite proud of it (( might use it as an english essay or something... ^_^ ))

[Mr. Kenny]

That was wonderfully awkward of you.

[Shamino]

I hope I was an inspiration to your works