Pissed in school

[Ben]

Have you ever been pissed in school?
If so tell some stories

Me and this girl and planning it tomorow, ive done it before but not totaly recked Lol
Im a lightway and got anough vodka to get me on the floor.

It actually makes school fun

I don't really have any fun stories while pissed in school, should of after tomorow though

TELL!!!

[Dick]

what u mean by pissed in school? i dont get it, u mean drunk? or pissed off? *confused* :blink:

[Ben]

Drunk.

[Dick]

haha yeah, im drunk in school bi-weekly i would say, u know each monday we have school from 8am till 12am and then we have breakt for 90mins and we continue till 5pm, and in those 90mins theres a really nice pub, right next to school, ehmm about 80 steps :lol: ( what a bussines to open a pub nxt to high school :lol: ) , this is my fav. pub, so were gettin drunk there as much as possible. i must say that its right its funnier in school , and its easier to fall asleep in there too :lol: , once we came to class, that one was Physics i think, we were a group of about 6of me an my friends, we came there about 35mins later than is start of class and we all were totally drunk , so we came there and somethin like "ermmmmmmm weeeeeeeeeeeere sorry Prof! we were emmmmmmmm, where we were? yes we were on teeh lunch! :lol: " , he just looked on us and said : "hmm alright write this thing to your notes, and go get some sleep" :lol: hha he was cool

[dragoneye]

I sometimes do these mixtures

half booze, half coke(or something else), put it in a coke bottle and drink it right under the teachers nose.
in our school, if ur caught of alcohol in the school area during school time (our school is like teh drinking place on saturday nights ) u cant come to school for a week. like thats a punishment lol.
though booze makes u smell, and thats not a very nice thing in school.

[Ben]

Excact same GE Lol

Well it didnt go to plan, i made half apple juice half whisky.

It was real nice, i had half of it, got giddy.

Thhen people found out and drank the rest

Im to kind

[carrotderek]

Nah thats just stupid There is a bar/lounge at my school, we always joke about having a few drinks and then doing our midterms/finals MUAH.

One of my friends made a brew at home and brought it to school in a Nalgen bottle, it looked like Iced tea or juice or something so teachers didn't seem to notice.

[unit_number_43]

I only got wrecked once, and I ended up falling asleep on my desk first peroid. Other than that when we were doing graduation practice, they made the mistake of letting us all go home for an hour lunch. EVERYONE came back totally fucked up. Before lunch we had the entire ceremony down, when to sit and stand, where to walk etc. afterwards people were literally falling out of their chairs. It was funny.

The best was that after graduation they made us come back the next morning to get our diplomas in the main hallway. I drank from 9pm until 7am. There were cops all over the parking lot (i have no idea why) and I had couldn't walk, so I crawled through the parking lot and had one of my football player friends actually hold me up and walk me through the halls. He kept holding me up to teachers and going "smell this kid! he's like straight alchohol!" yeah I was pretty bad off. One of my best friends (big big football player type) was walking through the halls with a baseball bat smashing in locker doors and threatening freshman. It was a circus.

[just.xTc]

Last St Patricks day I stole a bottle of Smirnoff from my parents and finished like half of it by myself (I weigh 110lbs), the rest I shared with friends. People could smell me from across the hall. And when I walked I aparently looked really weird. Haha that was like my 2nd encounter with alcohol too. Good times

[Elder-Bunny]

I have pissed in school before. Some moron forgot to flush the toilet almost every time i did though . Sick bastards.