I'm the stewardess but I'm an undercover PI. This kangaroo looks like the kangaroo I am looking for, his black pinstripe suit is reminiscent of the ol' gangster days the white lines running down his body echoes the blood about to be running down my legs as I menstruate.

I give him alcohol that has Laxatives in it, I think that suspicious man with a taser has the hots for me... he's like 70 years old, its sickening..