Learned from the best

[the_dude_of_darkness]

yeah, it's actually impossible to bj yourself unless you take out your ribcage...

Trust me, I've tried :lol:

[snap]

i hope your both learned something from this..
besides how to suck yourself (nudge nudge)

[unit_number_43]

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...

83.


DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

84.


RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.
[/b]

clerks, woot.

[robgasm]

See, some people can XD And i havent tried it..

[MartinBabies]

I'm not sick! I'm just kool.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rob &#064; May 6 2006, 12&#58;16 AM) [snapback]167595[/snapback]</div>

And you can tell cause i never say Zup.. and i wouldnt do that anyway

plus i always start convos with martin with liek "KAZAWAI&#33;" etc
[/b]

Wtf, I said "zup"&#33; You said "hey"&#33; >;[ And I didn&#39;t make that up&#33; You said that&#33; :P

[Deadloader]

hahah 43 clerks is amazing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; you looking out for clerks 2?

[the_dude_of_darkness]

The bigger the penis, the easier to reach.

That&#39;s why I can reach mine in a snap :lol:

[carrotderek]

Rob has some explaining to do Teach me muah

[ilovecoheed]

it&#39;s times like these....that make me glad i joined this ....*ahem* very openminded community lol :lol:

[Samuel]

Lol. I&#39;ll admit I&#39;ve tried =P

:wub: