500 odd reasons why god DOES exist..

[robgasm]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Hahahha

"ARGUMENT FROM JOHN LENNON
(1) John Lennon once said that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus.
(2) I didn't like that.
(3) Somebody killed him for saying that.
(4) Obviously, God didn't like him saying that, either.
(5) Therefore, God exists."

One of my favourites
Ive only read random ones though.

[Deadloader]

500 reasons to waste my time XD even if he does or does not exist the first few put me off reading the rest.. xD not because they're long but because even on a comical level.. they were flat out stupid.. xD

[Papa]

Haha That's awesome rob.
Check this one out lolz.

ARGUMENT FROM SADISM (I)
(1) I enjoy beating children.
(2) I find some justification for it in the Bible.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

lol and this one.

ARGUMENT FROM ARMCHAIR PSYCHOANALYSIS
(1) You say there's no God?
(2) Ah, someone calling themselves Christian must have really hurt you in the past.
(3) Therefore, God exists.