yo momma's so ugly,i looked up ugly in the dictionary and it had a picture of here.
yo momma's so ugly,she makes onions cry
yo momma's so stupid,she got knifed in a shootout
yo momma's so stupid,she put the phone in her ass and thought she was making a booty call
yo momma's so ugly,when she auditioned for star wars,they said "thanks for bringing a home made costume"
yo momma's so stupid,she was going to the airport,and saw a sign that said "airport-left" and she turned around and went home because she thought the airport left.
