I do a leap off the grand canyon in cardboard wings with hairspray and lit matches at the end... just to go out with a bang. And if I'm lucky, the spray coming out of the hairspray would hit the matches and give me and extra 5.26 foot boost off the side, pushing me that much closer to the other side. oh yea, I'd have a parachute with an anvil in it, just to fall faster and make it quick.