random story

[kompakt]

OK so like i was walking down the street when all of a sudden these purple dwarf elephants came outta nowhere and one of them asked me if i had mayonaisse that he could borrow so he could spread it all over the nearest tree, so i told him all i had with my was some honey and a popsicle stick, so he took that, but instead of spreading it on the nearest tree, he put it all over the window of my house!!!!!! HE LIED TO ME!!!!!! so naturally i got all pissed off and then i ran after the bisexual pair and yelled THE SQUIRRELS WILL HEAR!!!!! as i reached for my portable nutcracker, the elephants had already taken flight and were high in the clouds, so i had to resort to my secret stash of flight pills which only work if i added water, so i did, and soon enough i was chasing after them WITH WINGS!!! i caught the pair, who were sodomizing each other in midair with their trunks, and i wresled them down to the ground where i had my armada of teddy bears waiting for me. the bears then proceeded to spurt out little hearts to catch the elephants as they fell. as the elephants landed on the hearts, i jumped down to the ground and then demanded the REAL reason for the mayonaisse. well, it turned out that the mayonaisse is used in a secret ritual to initiate yourself into a fraternity, or in their case, both a frat and a sororotiy, since theyre bisexual. so getting that info out of them, i proceeded to walk home and clean the honey and lone popsicle stick off of my window.

i am NOT high, drunk, etc, WHATEVER!! im just really psychotic :P

i made that up as i typed, too.

[Kyoushima]

dude... whatever you're taking, I want some of it

[deathrow_]

lol

[Sobek]

drugs are bad.

[Sobek]

very bad.

[Sobek]

very bad.

[kompakt]

i SAID i wasnt on anything...obviously noone read that part lol :P

[mindfields]

so like..are you insane? lyke meh

[Spid3r]

fr rly srsly, leik you are....

[kompakt]

yes mindfields, im insane, lol.