haha! all funny stories, although im not sure i believe the one about the puddle...
i have a mate who is proper idiotic, and he is awesome at trial and flatland biking right... so, we naturally always dare him to do shit on his bike... a couple of months ago, this happened:
there is a big furniture shop in the town where i live, that used to be a petrol station, therefore it has a massive forecourt/carpark at the front. the building wraps around this forecourt and has a raised banked ledge around the outside of one of the walls. (here is a picture i just drew of it for this anecdote):
right, anyway... what happened was, we dared this kid to try and bunnyhop onto this ledge and ride across it. (it is only like 2 foot wide) so he was like, "yeah!! ill do that!!! watch me!!! ill wheely it!" we did tell him to just try and ride across it first but he didnt listen. he ended up smashing through the massive pane of glass that was on the side of the ledge, setting off the alarm, getting mud, blood and tiremarks on the creamy-shite carpet in the shop, and lying there groaning. then, to our utter surprise, he jumps up onto his now slightly mangled bike (its a stupid lightweight aluminuim trials bike) and rides off shouting "quick!!! run or my dad will get us!!!" what we didnt know was that his dad is a fucking cop and on duty at the time!!!
the end.
