1001 ways to die!

[Squirt]

Post 1 way to die. When we get to 1001 i'll change the name to 2001 . i just want to see how creative you guys can be when it comes to ways of dying. ( Not a emo thread LOL)

Put a number when you post.

1. Your taking a shower and you slip on soap you fall on the tub and break your neck.

[Kyoushima]

2. You sit at your PC playing some game for 1 week straight and die of undernourishment.

[cC.Aleksander]

3. You slit you wrist

[carrotderek]

Get lead poisoning from a wig.

[XaiXo]

Headbutt a pint glass full of vinegar until you die.

[Firescorpio]

have an elephant sit on your head xD

[Kyoushima]

7. You get eaten by a zombie.

[MartinBabies]

8 you get so drunk you fall of a cliff

[Virtue]

9. Have a drunk guy who fell off a cliff land on you traveling down at 9.8 meters per second per second.

[cC.Aleksander]

Splash acid into your eyes, whick doesn't stop pennetrating your body until it has reacehed the bottom of your feet.