"Yes, but" game

[Lewk]

yes but i sneezed and lost my brain.
I think cant remember "/

Ever farted so much your trousers ripped ?

[Ptka]

Yes but luckily no one was around to see it...
Have you ever made a fireball in your hand with a lighter? (It's really cool if you do it right)

[Apathy]

Yes, but I sprayed hairspray on my hand before doing it and burned off some of my hair.

Have you ever made a fireball in your mouth with a lighter? (let the fuel fill up in your mouth then blow it out at a lit lighter)

[Ptka]

Yes but it hurt.
Actually no, I haven't tried that. But great idea!!!
Playing with fire is so fun!

Have you ever sprayed Axe on your arm and then lit it on fire?

[Apathy]

Yes, but it wasn't Axe, and it wasn't on my arm.

Have you ever shot up heroin, then commited a hate crime?

[Ptka]

Yes but it wasn't heroin, just shrooms.
Have you ever wanted to work at a gas station just to sniff the fumes?

[snap]

Yes but it wasn't heroin, just shrooms.
Have you ever wanted to work at a gas station just to sniff the fumes?

yes, but you'd be being paid to get high! essentially.
have you ever bashed a raccoon

[Ptka]

Yes but it was with a stick and not a bat, so he didn't die.
Have you ever slapped a bear?

[Immortal.]

yes but i got bear slapped back..ouch

have u ever eaten a blue tomato?

[Ptka]

Yes but it made me sick.
Have you ever drank green milk?