Most of my designs/signatures nowadays depict conversations...like for instance on my recent wallpaper..the 'just a couple' one is a conversation between a couple and a cashier at the movies. Here's what the conversation would be like:

Cashier: How many tickets sir?
Man: Just a couple is all (looking at girlfriend/wife)

I was trying to get some old shattered movie tickets in there..but it didn't work out..

and for this signature the conversation would be something like:

Old man: Excuse me good sir, but may I ask you what time is it.
Boy: 11:34, almost noon that is!
Old man: Thank you young sir.

It might be weird, but thats just how I am...and most of them are depicted as being back in the early 1900's area..so everything looks old and rusted

btw, the fonts are all the same..I couldn't really find a good one, but I'll make it more visible so it'll look better.