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Decided to make this thread after a girl trolled me last week but I'm all good now. Good thing we never became so 'intimate'. I swear, I might've drank all the alcohol in my Granny's cabinet that night =\ I still feel a 'way' whenever I see her with a different man though so like yeah >.>
 Originally Posted by Slave
takken, you sweet boy you, i could eat you 6^
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I got intimate with your Granny last night.
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Originally Posted by Apathy
I got intimate with your Granny last night.
You damn bastard! I trusted you! How could you do that to me!? And how did you know I live with my granny? Plotting a fucking conspiracy against me; get off my lawn! *Waves fist in the air*
No srsly, answer the question.
Originally Posted by Slave
takken, you sweet boy you, i could eat you 6^
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Tough news, bud. Me and your gammy are kicking you out, I'm taking over your room. This was gonna happen eventually anyway, so I'd be best not to fight it.
So yeah, your shits out on the curb, come get it before the trashman does.
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Originally Posted by Apathy
Tough news, bud. Me and your gammy are kicking you out, I'm taking over your room. This was gonna happen eventually anyway, so I'd be best not to fight it.
So yeah, your shits out on the curb, come get it before the trashman does.
D: Where will I go? What will I eat? :'( And my poor granny, probably unable to keep up with your youth... Wait, wtf am I saying? Get out of my house!
Originally Posted by Slave
takken, you sweet boy you, i could eat you 6^
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Originally Posted by Takken
D: Where will I go?
Homeless shelter? Cardboard box maybe
Originally Posted by Takken
What will I eat?
Canned dog food? Get a job!
Originally Posted by Takken
And my poor granny, probably unable to keep up with your youth...
Oh, you don't worry about that, your grandma can be a real love machine when she wants to. Haha.
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Originally Posted by Apathy
Homeless shelter? Cardboard box maybe
Fuck you. I'll be cold in a cardboard box and the gaiz molest boys at the shelter. No where is safe.
Canned dog food? Get a job!
I have no qualifications! You would've kicked me out while I'm pursuing a degree in law. You ruined my life!
Oh, you don't worry about that, your grandma can be a real love machine when she wants to. Haha.
LIES! ALL LIES!
Originally Posted by Slave
takken, you sweet boy you, i could eat you 6^
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It's a parents/guardians job to ruin their kids lives, deal with it, haha.
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Originally Posted by Apathy
It's a parents/guardians job to ruin their kids lives, deal with it, haha.
But I did nothing wrong! Damn faggit! I hope you know my gran has mega-herpes.
Originally Posted by Slave
takken, you sweet boy you, i could eat you 6^
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lmao at this thread, yall are ridiculous
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