*sobs* fer real clowns are scary as fuck >.<
they could TOTALLY come and kidnap you in one of their tiny little kiddy cars and hide you in those things, i mean if you can get 30 of them in a car, you can definately hide a single person pretty well.... >.<

and you really never know what they're gonna pull out of their sleeves, one minute its a handkerchief and the next its a butchers knife or maybe a handgun....

and if you ever got like molested or raped by a clown you'd never be able to identify him with all that makeup on and and and and and *sobs*