Corrput-A-Wish Thread

[gr4ph1kP4ND4]

granted, but its all monopoly money

i wish life was simple

[shiv96]

Granted but its so sikple all you have is a toliet and Food nothing else

I wish i had pet monkey

[gr4ph1kP4ND4]

granted, but he throws shit at you

i wish i had the best best-friend in the whole wide world

[-MM.Kritez]

granted, but you become so close, that you fall in love with them, and you go out to dinner and begin to date, and then after 4 years and a healthy sex life you break up... leaving you heart broken and wanting to commit suicide....

i wish i hadnt owned that wish so hard!

[gr4ph1kP4ND4]

granted - but in order to grant that wish someone goes back in time and stops your parents from having sex, and rather than you being born, they adopt a little chinese girl from china :P

i wish i was as good as leonardo da vinci at drawing

[Julez]

granted - but in order to grant that wish someone goes back in time and stops your parents from having sex, and rather than you being born, they adopt a little chinese girl from china :P

i wish i was as good as leonardo da vinci at drawing

Granted but you fail at everything else.

I wish for a std.

[furbz]

Granted, but it's actually a cure for the std you had previously.

I wish for a pokemon that obeyed every command.

[shiv96]

Granted but you must hike up some ancient Chinese Mountain and talk to the Sanse to get it...then you gotta hike back down back you feel and broke your face...then the pokemon will obey..

I wish for unlimited Twinkies.

[cs4pro]

Granted but you become so fat of them that you explode.

I wish I had holidays now.

[IncomingF5]

Granted, but you died.

I wish I was good at photoshop.