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    Default Funny joke

    A man is sitting in a hospital with his son who was diagnosed with a disease that will kill him within a month. the man says "Son is there anything i can get you?" he replies "Sure, id like 1000 pink ping pong balls." The dad agrees and gets him his ping pong balls. a few days later the father ask him again if there was anything he could get him. the son once again asked for 1000 pink ping pong balls. the father once again got him his ping pong balls. about a week later the sons condition was getting worse and the father was becoming worried. He came in on day on a late thursday because he wanted to know why his son wanted the pink ping pong balls. as he entered the room he immediately started a conversation with his son and asked the question

    "Son if there's one thing i have to know before you go its.. why did you want all those ping pong balls?"

    The son replied,

    "Well i wanted them becau...."

    Then his son died.
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    lol that was wrong

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    I dont see how thats funny. It might just be me.

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    I didn't find it gut busting hilarious.
    :/


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    Woman: ): oh im in such a bad state cos my daugter was raped last night....

    Policeman: yeh central park can be pretty hazadous at night

    Woman:..... but i never told you where it happened?

    Policeman: C:

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    Quote Originally Posted by interllect View Post
    Woman: ): oh im in such a bad state cos my daugter was raped last night....

    Policeman: yeh central park can be pretty hazadous at night

    Woman:..... but i never told you where it happened?

    Policeman: C:
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by interllect View Post
    Woman: ): oh im in such a bad state cos my daugter was raped last night....

    Policeman: yeh central park can be pretty hazadous at night

    Woman:..... but i never told you where it happened?

    Policeman: C:
    ROFL!!


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