3 day vacation ended

[Fur]

I sort of agree with takken, some of the strip clubs around here are like damn no turn on. But on the flip side there are some nice classy ones where there is a turn on. It all depends on where you go though.

[Dom]

This thread made me laugh. XD

Apathy, some of the stuff you've said - LOL; not too de-similar from the sort of stuff I would have said if I was around at the time.

Fur - you don't go to strip clubs. They come to yours. Pimp.

[cC.DOMINO™]

ROFL. Yeah ok Twig. You went to a ripper bar. Sure you did. That's kinda like me saying I never get thrown in the drunk tank isn't it?

lol, is that a coincidence? lol I want to see a ripper bar now.

On topic tho, I am a strong supporter of the ladies at the local strip clubs. Someone has to put these Women through College, might as well be me.

[Monroe]

Well my mind isn't exactly cleanlol I do have lecherous thoughts and have done perverted things as teases (girls tease me back which I don't appreciate though lolirony) but I would like to wait til I hook up with a lady who I am comfortable with and shizzle if you get me.

Well its clear youre a virgin. Nothing wrong with that. But in all honesty, PLEASE don't talk about sex being overrated when you've never participated in it yourself. The same is true even if you've only had sex a couple times.

The "fact" that you got into the strip club means you must be at least 18. If you have still yet to "shizzle" I suggest you do it QUICKSTYLE because you don't wana find that girl you're "comfortable with" and be the lousiest fuck she's ever had (cuz trust me, no girl over 16 is a virgin).

What you NEED to do, is get over yourself, lower your standards, and fuck a bitch or two (comfortable or not). Believe me, all that shit you see in movies is NOT sex lol. That's cinema. Sex is nothing but exercise that feels good.

[Monroe]

LOOOL..

Fuck an edit. I just imagined you getting your ass whooped in Pokemon at a table in the strip club. I would disgusted with myself too. I don't even know how strip clubs and pokemon make it into the same post. Make sure you burn your pokemon cards with your V card.

[Fur]

(cuz trust me, no girl over 16 is a virgin).

That statement right there is sooooo false. I can name about 30 girls off the top of my head that are still virgins and are like 20+. It depends where you live, I live in the south so we have extreme southern baptists. No the yanks girls are sluts so finding a virgin there will be hard.

[excellence]

lmfaoo wow this thread is too funny


...and does that mean rosie o'donnell has had....noooo cant be!

[Monroe]

Fur: I'm talking about girls who possess the beauty to actually be able to lose their virginity. Ugly bitches that no one wants don't count.

[Takken]

LOL. Dude, you got it a bit wrong. I never said sex itself is overrated, I said sexual activities. Also, I didn't play Pokemon at the strip club, I played the day after at a get together with my friend. Also there was a comment about the age; the strip club I went to didn't even ask for an ID card xD

[Fur]

Lol monroe, there are sexy girls that are still virgins also....