MOTHERFUCKER.
Like 5 minutes after I posted that a god damn twat came up to the door with it. She answered and now I'm here with a confused mother trying to pull off the best excuse to say what it is. Did the total fucking moron not read the instructions? He came and went quicker than Apathy renting a prostitute.

How the shit am I supposed to be here with a parcel for the next 3 months for fuck sake. She even read where it was from on the box. Urrrrghhhh.