Paddy had invited a dame in a tavern for some fun in the sack in his room,
but to everyones surprise,
he beleived in her lies,
when she said she's a wife and not a groom!
When paddy had removed,
most of her clothes and andvanced to her odd looking breast
she ripped off her shirt
and he fell in the dirt
cause the dame had the hairiest chest!
So what happened to Paddy the believer of lies who stumbled opon this dame in the bar?
She forced him to marry
and even to carry
His wife everywhere, near and far!
Cheese!