Not sure about language on here so i didnt post some of the really good ones... but
edited what i could without making it impossible to read just think 1337=leet then figure it out...

SLC Punk! -
You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the sh337 out of me. Those are the facts.