What did you do today?

[Andrew]

Today, I ended world hunger and created universal health care.

Strange...

I stopped terrorism while riding Horseback with General George Casey on a white thoreau bred stallion imported from Italy, it was quite the adventure and it took all day but thats what i did

[shiv96]

Strange...

I stopped terrorism while riding Horseback with General George Casey on a white thoreau bred stallion imported from Italy, it was quite the adventure and it took all day but thats what i did

That's nothing, I also cured cancer while eating a Big Mack. At the same time I did long division.