Jawsome Poetry Slam

[cC.DOMINO™]

lol i can't read littlefeets thing atm cause kids gatta eat, but yeah I'll take up the battle :P

May the void be inspirational to use both ^^

Then its on like Donkey Kong.
One week from today deadline either pm me when your done, or post here that your done, so we can put the poll thread together when we both finish. Best of Luck to you Slave and may the best person win.

[Nairda88]

Littlefeet that was awesome! Good luck guys! Looking forward to it!!

[Slave]

God xD Do I actually seem like what littlefeet was saying there ?:S I do hope the only gifts I get are tags an not votes :P Would like to believe it's because all my tags are full of t&a an thats why I get them ^^

good poem tho, was entertaining. ^^

[Apathy]

I'm honored that someone would write poetry about me, I feel obliged to do the same.

starting arguments for the sake of starting arguments
with fancy rhetoric and semantics; using filler as her content
she'll nitpick with her clever wit until you forfeit
all intelligence and no wisdom
she stands high up on her soapbox
not knowing one day it will become her prison



I hope this doesn't add anymore egg to my face, I'm running low on handkerchiefs.

Good luck with this idea, Domino.

[littlefeet]

I'm honored that someone would write poetry about me, I feel obliged to do the same.

starting arguments for the sake of starting arguments
with fancy rhetoric and semantics; using filler as her content
she'll nitpick with her clever wit until you forfeit
all intelligence and no wisdom
she stands high up on her soapbox
not knowing one day it will become her prison



I hope this doesn't add anymore egg to my face, I'm running low on handkerchiefs.

Good luck with this idea, Domino.

Oho, that was pretty fancy! Even though it was not written in the style of Dr. Seuss. >.<

I have to do a longer one about you now!

Fickle Finger of Fate always flying and flowing in the wind. He'll flip you off for saying hi, especially if you say it to him. Always the skeptic and always the cynic, he thinks the world is crap, and he just stepped in it. He wears "apathy" on his forehead to scare you away, he wont care tomorrow, and he didn't care today. But behind the silly defense, he hides the fact that he's smart. And behind the flying fiery finger, hides a real sweet heart! =D

[Dark Method]

Allrite. Let's keep the poems out of here. Make a seperate topic for your poetry ladies.

[Timentia]

Oooh poetry! Let me in =D

Gfx...void. Void pirates and pastries.
Half the calories of deviant art, still twice as tasty!

The first thing you'll notice when you enter the place. Is kritez, with a clipping mask...attached to his face.

There's Sirenzo, he of the many named teams. He's always giving CnC, but it's not what it seems.

"lol m8 nice work on the car."

"But that's a giraffe Sirenzo..."

"lol m8 nice work so far."

There's Timentia too, who's usually cooking a sex joke flavored stew. He likes to troll like a bridge dwelling dude. And he likes to insist that your render be "more in the nude."

Don't forget Slave who always gets gifts. If it's not one gift per one day, then slave feels jipped. She mostly likes to win Sig of the Week, but that's mostly because votes count as gifts and the void isn't cheap.

There's Wrftw which is a hard name to rhyme, so I'll say he likes oranges and save me some time.

Tay X is here too, and the X stands for "ten times better than you fruits.". You can just call him agent X, because if it moves...he recruits.

Also there's Pet, and he likes to vector. If the pen tool was a tortilla and he was a mexican, we'd all call him Hector. Hector Gonzalez, always designing and toiling. Just don't call a vexel a vector or you'll get his blood boiling.

Dark method is little hitler, and he runs the place. With the help of Apathy, who mostly wipes egg off his face. One's name is blue, and the other one's black. I'll let you figure out the implications while I grab a snack.

Did I mention that someone here is named Lee, and someone else named Emsee? If those names sound the same, don't get confused. One is from the phillipines, and I think the other is too. Thing 1 likes topaz, and so does thing 2. They could trade places and I wouldn't know the difference, would you?

Moving on now to people who paint, first of all Gallagher, whose hair made me feint. It's pointy and perfect and just what I'd do. But his paintings are also quite pointy, and quite perfect too. Then of course Kodey, whose hair is good but not quite as great. That's ok though, he too paints first rate! Don't forget Domino who has one major issue. His paintings look so real that everyone has to ask if he actually painted it...well, did you?

Don't forget Radillac, from Sweden or Spain. Definitely somewhere with an S in the name. He makes funky designs and is always breaking the mold, just don't send him 1 character over 100. Damnit, can't you do what you're told!?

What about ketg? Well what can I say? His pants are quite fancy, but not in that way. He's mostly a clown shoe, if you know what I mean. I mean, if I had no shoes, he'd give me his shoes, and he'd wear whip cream. Still don't get it? That's ok, he doesn't either, but he laughs anyway, and so he's a keeper.

Jeepers creepers! I almost forgot! There's one person here who is named what he's not. Someone named Muffin pretends to be tasty, but I tried to bite and it was all fleshy and pasty! You see, that's the trick, he's not really a muffin at all. He's a breadstick named fredstick and he's ten feet tall!

Synsational hates c4ds the way Hitler hates Jews, and after talking to me about atheism, he now hates me too. So here's a tip, don't use c4ds, and don't say the word "God." Then perhaps he'll love you.

Mio is a vampire, or something at night. And I know this because his sigs never have light. He likes to design in the darkest of places, but he always gets the light just right, right above focal faces.

I'm missing so many but that's all for now! I live on a farm and one of our cows is having a cow.

God, I love this poem!

[Slave]

That was super cute lfeet, I wanted to make my poem about nice things about the people on void >.< just thought i'd say that now so no one thinks I'm trying to rip feet off >.<

[Synsational]

littlefeet, you're giving that topic too much importance by yourself baby girl. I nothing you, there is no "beef" here :]

and to pitch in the topic.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm awesome and so are you.

^ just came up with that


(Edit; fixed my first sentence)

[Downfall]

Oooh poetry! Let me in =D

Gfx...void. Void pirates and pastries.
Half the calories of deviant art, still twice as tasty!

Tay X is here too, and the X stands for "ten times better than you fruits.". You can just call him agent X, because if it moves...he recruits.


Mio is a vampire, or something at night. And I know this because his sigs never have light. He likes to design in the darkest of places, but he always gets the light just right, right above focal faces.

BEST BITS!!! Love my Agent X bit :P